I used to not care about giving head so my blow jobs were pretty mediocre.
But then one day I was just really into it. I don't know, I think I was drunk or something and my husband said these magical words.
"You're so much better at that than my ex."
From then on, I swear to you, it was like I had to prove myself. I HAD to be the best dick sucker in his life, EVER. Nobody's mouth could top mine.
I pass this knowledge onto you. I want to use my powers for good, not evil. Gentlemen, you are welcome.